We're The 'B' Team, oppurrating from a secret bunker somewhere in middle England ~ If mew have a purroblem, if no-purrdy else can help, and if mew find can us, then purrhaps mew can hire The 'B' Team. We also share a wide array of entertaining posts to amews mew each week, so drop by often to catch up on all the fun!
FYI we're not your usual run of the mill cats, so don't think we go on endless cutesy-pie picnics with bunnies in the garden and play toss the catnip mouse while languishing in a sun-puddle. Although in our down-time, this has happened on occasion, but only when we're not training.
We are a hard-core horde of elite kitty commando's who save the wurld at least once a month. Clearly mew neffur get to hear of our epic adventures because we wurk in total stealth and under the radar fur the F.I.B. aka Field Intelligence Bureau.
Howeffur, in the adventures we do share, mew can find out who we are and what we do, not all of our adventures obviously, because furstly we don't want to freak the bejezzuz out of mew and secondly there's the slight purroblem that mew don't have the clearance level as most of our missions are classified!
Just know that we've got more tech, weapons, artillery and military vehicles than mew could poke a stick at in a forest but most impurrtantly, we've got your six.
The BionicBasil HQ aka our Secret Bunker
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Our most Epically Epic Adventure to date ~ July 2016
Featuring our latest mind-blowing, fur-raising, dam-busting, bestest adventure to date!
The Heathen Hoard are on a mission to save Sleepy Hollow and life as they know it, can they do it?
And the furry furst adventure we effur shared all the way back in 2014 with the most heinous alien hellbent on the destruction of earth... and it was all thanks to the pink flamingo who decided to pop in from Bast-knows-where and ruin our day completely!